not me monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Here we go...

i did not eat ice cream every day for the last 4 days and 2 of those times add a big glob of peanut buttery goodness to it. i did not enjoy every last bite and not think twice about how many calories i was consuming. no way! not me!

i definitely didn't dread getting on a plane twice this weekend because i still have a ridiculous silly fear of flying despite how often i have to do it. i did not think for a moment that i would have rather driven to texas. i am not feeling the wee bit stupid for actually admitting this in my blog. nope, not me!

i didn't facebook stalk this cute boy all weekend... look at all of his pictures and even think about my name with his. i am not that desperate!!!!

i didn't get really pissed off at the tradition of the bouquet toss at a wedding on saturday. i didn't rant to my friends about how degrading it is to make women stand up in front of strangers at a wedding and admit they're single. i didn't then get further ticked when the number of women at the bouquet toss tripled the number of men out there for a garter toss. where are all the single men?!?!?

i did not experience a range of emotions this weekend and am too embarrassed to write about it in here. haha.

no way! not me!!!